Screenshot Saturday #38
RFK Jr, pink tacos, & getting high. 11/30/2024 - 12/06/2024
“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday”
”Friday,” Rebecca Black
Friday is in the rearview mirror. The gettin’ down is over and the gettin’ up begins with Screenshot Saturday #38.
That habit should be abstinence.
https://nypost.com/2024/12/04/lifestyle/texting-habit-means-you-have-higher-emotional-intelligence/
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/psychology/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2023.1219945/full
Now considering handwriting for all future content. It requires more effort but would be well worth it to elevate the current quality from “routinely uncomfortable” to “consistently mediocre.”
It took me a while to notice because men in their 70’s aren’t my usual type (no disrespect, Jordon Hudson) but damn, working out in blue jeans is hot. Forget saturated fat. When RFK Jr. becomes Secretary of Health and Human Services, he’s going to have to regulate himself for being saturated phat.
If RFK Jr. doesn’t walk into the confirmation hearing like this and an impromptu volleyball game never breaks out, then what are we even doing?
There’s a non-zero chance that Nancy Mace has her staff conducting polling to see if starting an OnlyFans would hurt her reelection chances in the 2026 midterms.
Let it be known that Speak Truth To Flour previously tried to shed light on the dangers of this Congressional baddie with >
Flirting Public Service Announcement
(Why Nancy Mace should be rock bottom for all men.)
For crying out loud, her last name is Mace. Historically, a heavy club with a spike filled metal head. Now it’s a spray used primarily by women to incapacitate men. If a screenwriter gave her that name in a script, we’d call it too on the nose.
https://speaktruthtoflour.substack.com/p/flirting-public-service-announcement
Free Britney Spears from her conservatorship, they said. What’s the worst that could happen, they said.
https://www.tmz.com/watch/2024-12-03-120324-britney-spears-1938269-860/
“Wow, that guy is crazy,” Britney Spears said while checking X.com on the way back to her classroom after recess.
Is this really a trendy thing? Look, I don’t know what style of bottoms these are, I just know I want to see RFK Jr. wearing them when he’s not wearing jeans.
Fauci would have been Joe’s first pardon but, you know, Hunter got high.
(Hat tip for the Afroman music video below goes to .)
This Week In History
The Peloton Girl
While the infamous commercial for Peloton exercise bikes began airing in late November 2019, this week marks the 5th anniversary of the video going viral.
Before Covid-19, there was this mass formation psychosis. Everyone was convinced the commercial was repugnant because it featured a husband giving his already attractive and physically fit wife an exercise bike for Christmas.
Ryan Reynolds then took advantage of the moment by casting the actress who played the wife (Monica Ruiz) in a commercial for Aviation Gin.
May’s Speak Truth To Flour piece, “In Defense of Objectifying Women,” argued that the Peloton ad doesn’t seem that bad in hindsight.
https://speaktruthtoflour.substack.com/p/in-defense-of-objectifying-women
Pearl Harbor
Today is the 83rd anniversary of Japan’s attack on Pearl Harbor. I doubt I could add anything that won’t already be covered in the countless observations and insights presented today. Instead, here are the things I learned from Michael Bay’s attack on cinema with his 2001 film, “Pearl Harbor”.
1. Kate Beckinsale is a lying whore.
2. Jennifer Garner’s attractiveness is directly proportional to the level of dorkiness in the character she portrays, which is later confirmed by the contrast of Garner playing a fierce, stoic vigilante in 2003’s Daredevil.
2a. Jennifer Garner’s attractiveness is also directly proportional to the distance between her character and a character portrayed by Ben Affleck (also later confirmed by 2003’s Daredevil).
3. Only date women you don’t care about because they are all just waiting for an opportunity to sleep with your best friend after you die. They don’t even wait to see the body; a “presumed dead” letter will suffice.
4. Never, never, never say “Jeez this movie is so awful it can’t possibly get any more unbearable” because then Alec Baldwin shows up.
That concludes this week’s Screenshot Saturday.
Take it away, Rebecca.
This Saturday we're gonna party all night
One we will remember for the rest of our lives
This Saturday we're gonna do it bigger than we ever have before
I don't want this Saturday to end
”Saturday,” Rebecca Black
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