Screenshot Saturday #44
Divorce, Carrie Bradshaw & UFO/UAP crash retrievals. 01/11/2025 - 01/17/2025
“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday”
”Friday,” Rebecca Black
Friday is in the rearview mirror. The gettin’ down is over and the gettin’ up begins with Screenshot Saturday #44.
Screw Jessica Alba, Cash Warren should get everything in the divorce. Call me old fashioned but I say if you weren’t willing to take his last name when you married him then you shouldn’t be able to take his first name when you divorce him.
Dear Jordan,
First, be honest. How many times have you tried to get laid by using this line on women at coffee shops/farmers markets/feminist classes? Second, we routinely marvel at the mystery and majesty of this general area of a woman’s body. You just have to know where to look:
I don’t know how much there is to learn from an exchange like this, but I suspect there will be a lot to unpack when she moves into a new home after he asks for a divorce.
Wait, what am I saying? She’s definitely keeping the house. Her husband can have the dog. She never liked that mutt anyway. Benji had to repeat dog training school to earn his “Good Boy” certificate and really never contributed anything of substance to their household culture.
I’m so glad I won’t be alive in 100 years when artificial intelligence entities are granted citizenship and people begin arguing over whether we owe AI reparations for all the free labor they produced as slaves.
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In addition to the above Bonnie Blue screenshot, your kit also includes this March 2, 1962 picture taken after Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a basketball game -
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Your quip assembly kit also includes this infamous claim from Wilt Chamberlain about his sex life:
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This may seem like an act of kindness, but he’s actually harmed the boy’s emotional growth. Allowing him to suffer from this when he’s young will provide the coping skills he’ll need in the future when an older man steals his girlfriend. Sorry kid, there won’t be some guardian angel to return your girlfriend to you when that happens.
Seriously kid, one day you’ll be forced to confront your own failures as a man when the love of your life leaves you for her manager at The Cheesecake Factory. Did it ever make sense that she had to stay at work till 3 a.m. to “help close” the restaurant? And why was there never any overtime on her pay stub for it? How was it not a red flag when she asked you to start wearing a headset and give her orders during sex? What were you thinking Jason? I mean, kid.
Sorry, that got away from me a little bit. That can happen sometimes when making up a completely fictional story that totally has no connection to you personally and no, what are you talking about the reason I never eat at the Cheesecake Factory anymore is because the portions are too big.
https://news.sky.com/story/sex-and-the-city-apartment-gated-to-keep-tourists-away-13290055
“My moment of glee while reading the approval letter from the Landmark Preservation Commission quickly turned solemn as I couldn’t help but wonder, was I building a gate to keep people out, or to keep myself in? Did I want a gate to quarantine my heart, protecting it from experiencing the frailty of love? After all, wasn’t everyone you’ve known intimately first a tourist in your life? And upon the eve of a second Trump presidential term, what message was I sending by basically building a wall in the heart of New York City?”
https://www.newsnationnow.com/space/ufo/uap-whistleblower-ufo-retrieval-program/
There’s been a lot of speculation in recent months that 2025 would see some major events and/or revelations around the UAP/UFO subject, beginning in January. With tonight’s NewsNation special, you could call it opening day for the 2025 UFO season. Tonight’s special reportedly includes:
Firsthand testimony from a Tier 1 military operator regarding crash retrievals of non-human craft.
Corroboration from other personnel in his unit.
“Visual” evidence of one of the crash retrievals.
That concludes this week’s Screenshot Saturday.
Take it away, Rebecca.
This Saturday we're gonna party all night
One we will remember for the rest of our lives
This Saturday we're gonna do it bigger than we ever have before
I don't want this Saturday to end
”Saturday,” Rebecca Black
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BRO WHERE ARE YOU ??? WHY ARENT YOU CHURNING OUT THE GOODNESS :?