Screenshot Saturday #37
Dan Crenshaw, sex consent, & wheels up. 11/23/2024 - 11/29/2024
“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday”
”Friday,” Rebecca Black
Friday is in the rearview mirror. The gettin’ down is over and the gettin’ up begins with Screenshot Saturday #37.
In related news, I’ve been reluctant to start an OnlyFans because I’m worried it would ruin my chances of someday dating Anna Kendrick.
Yeah, you go girl and…wait…consent can be removed at anytime? Look, I’m as antirapist as they come (or don’t come, I suppose) but anytime? I’m just saying, I feel like consent should be binding at the point that I’ve disrobed long enough for you to get an up-close look at my penis and would now be able to describe its size and appearance, in embarrassing detail, to my coworkers, friends, etc. That’s got to be the point of no return.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd6v126z497o
Guess they should have scheduled the budget vote a week earlier. Probably wouldn’t have mattered, Zimbabwe is so short on money, they can’t even afford enough vowels for Mthuli Ncube’s name.
https://nypost.com/2024/11/25/sports/sydney-thomas-tiktok-explodes-after-jake-paul-mike-tyson-fight/
Crazy to think that those breasts were the only thing in the boxing ring that night which at least had the possibility of not being fake.
Remember when we all assumed it was the Darth Vader helmet that turned Anakin Skywalker evil, then the prequels came out and we realized Anakin was an annoying twat before he put the helmet on? Does the eye patch make the man, or does the man make the eye patch?
Republican congressman Dan Crenshaw is single handedly undoing all the positive work Samuel L. Jackson did to challenge eye patch stereotypes.
What’s the point of divorce if it doesn’t get you out of doing stuff like this? Does he also still have to drop her off at the airport and pretend to like her relatives?
No, men aren’t. But I think actress Kaley Cuoco is:
https://www.dailydot.com/news/rainey-street-ripper-austin-texas/
There’s a serial killer in Austin but the police are denying it. If Criminal Minds taught me anything, it’s this:
1. The FBI can’t go “wheels up” and travel to Austin unless the locals invite them.
2. Rapping about a TV show never works.
That concludes this week’s Screenshot Saturday.
Take it away, Rebecca.
This Saturday we're gonna party all night
One we will remember for the rest of our lives
This Saturday we're gonna do it bigger than we ever have before
I don't want this Saturday to end
”Saturday,” Rebecca Black
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I love these - Keep smashing them out bro !