Screenshot Saturday #16

And a message from Jason, Flour's writer. 06/29/2024 - 07/05/2024

Jul 06, 2024

“It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday”
”Friday,” Rebecca Black

Friday is in the rearview mirror. The gettin’ down is over and the gettin’ up begins with Screenshot Saturday #16.

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

Imagine having to stand that close to someone prostituting themselves on a daily basis, performing whatever acts rich men want you to do. Hopefully the producers at least gave her a heads up that they were allowing Rishi Sunak to be part of the show.

Something Old, Something New. Something Borrowed, Something Booooo!

She shouldn’t share this irresponsible advice. You have to face your grief head on. Trying an end around for your pain is just an ass backwards approach to getting closure.

Does England have cruel and unusual punishment? Because in America a male inmate can’t legally consent to sex with a 31 year old female prison guard. Now if she had still been in her 20’s it would have been okay.

Substack Note of the Week goes to Dr. David Thor.

https://substack.com/@drdavidthor

You may think this is just as bad as that guard having sex with an inmate in England, but here in America this is listed as under Attorney Client Privilege. Or in this case, Attorney Behind Client Privilege. Also, in America sometimes we allow the client to be on top, really depends on what position she prefers.

The full video:

Take it away, Rebecca.

This Saturday we're gonna party all night
One we will remember for the rest of our lives
This Saturday we're gonna do it bigger than we ever have before
I don't want this Saturday to end
”Saturday,” Rebecca Black

And Now For a Message From Jason Taylor, Writer of Speak Truth To Flour

Given how ridiculous or hyperbolic some of the content is, it may sound odd for me to say that I’ve had some very strict rules regarding style for what gets posted here. With that in mind, I’ve created a new section called DeFloured. If you are a subscriber, this content won’t get “pushed” to you by email or the Substack website/app, but I’ll include a link(s) to any new weekly content in each Screenshot Saturday post. You can also find a link to DeFloured in the top navigation bar.

The first post is Revitalizing Romance (Reflecting on the loss of mystery and exaggeration in modern courtship).

https://speaktruthtoflour.substack.com/p/revitalizing-romance

DeFloured will be the home for experimental content that doesn’t fit the norm of Speak To Flour in terms of format, length, genre, etc.

It may also include content written from a more intimate, first-person point of view by, well, me.

I’d like to say thank you for supporting this Substack in whatever way you may choose to support it; whether you subscribe, read, comment or click the “like” button. Thank you even if you don’t read the content but just click to open the email as you hate having unread messages in your inbox because, like a woman faking an orgasm, it still makes me feel better about myself and I’ll never know the difference anyway.

Jason Taylor, writer of Speak Truth To Flour